Welcome to our fun and cheeky world of dirty riddles! These riddles are all about twisting words and seeing the funny side of things. They’re great for starting conversations and getting everyone laughing at a party or gathering.
Each riddle plays with words in a way that might make you blush a bit, but it’s all in good fun. They’re clever, a little naughty, and perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh. So whether you’re hanging out with friends or just want to test your own wits, you’re in for a treat.
Get ready to challenge your mind and maybe even see things in a new, funnier way. Let’s find out who can figure out these riddles without thinking too hard about the naughty side which is also perfect for fans of clever humor. Ready to have some fun? Let’s go!
Riddle: I start with a “P” and end with “ORN” and I’m a major player in the film industry.
Popcorn.
Riddle: What’s long, hard, and has cum in it?
Cucumber.
Riddle: What’s a four-letter word that ends in “k” and means the same as intercourse?
Talk.
Riddle: What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?
The letter “M”.
Riddle: I go in hard, come out soft, and am never the same.
Gum.
Riddle: I’m spread out before being eaten. Your tongue gets me off.
Peanut butter.
Riddle: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, and is responsible for making love?
The heart.
Riddle: What’s a man’s ultimate embarrassment that starts with a ‘P’ and ends with ‘enis’?
Hap-penis.
Riddle: What’s beautiful and natural, but gets prickly if it isn’t trimmed regularly?
A rose bush.
Riddle: I’m often held firmly. I usually go up and down.
An umbrella.
Riddle: What’s at least 6 inches long, goes in your mouth, and is more fun if it vibrates?
A toothbrush.
Riddle: What does a man have in his trousers that you might also find on a pool table?
Pockets.
Riddle: What’s firm and noticeable when you put it in your mouth?
A tooth.
Riddle: What is hard and hairy on the outside, soft and wet on the inside, and starts with a “C” ends with a “T”, and has a “U” and an “N” in between?
Coconut.
Riddle: What goes in dry and hard, but comes out wet and soft?
Chewing gum.
Riddle: What’s the length of one-half of its circumference?
Diameter.
Riddle: What does a dog do that you can step into?
Pants.
Riddle: What four-letter word begins with “f” and ends with “k”, and if you can’t get one you can use your hands?
Fork.
Riddle: What’s a good stick that performs tricks?
A magic wand.
Riddle: What’s white, sticky, and better to spit than to swallow?
Toothpaste.
Riddle: What comes in many sizes and makes noises when it’s getting ready?
A teapot.
Riddle: What is shaped like a stick, works best when it’s up, and loves to arch its back?
A fishing rod.
Riddle: What word starts with “f” and ends with “u-c-k”?
Firetruck.
Riddle: What can a man do standing up, a woman sitting down, and a dog on three legs?
Shake hands.
Riddle: I get longer when held, fit snugly between lips, and am blown in a bar.
A cocktail straw.
Riddle: You can finger me or pour me into a glass, and I love getting mixed up.
A spirit.
Riddle: I’m full of body and best enjoyed slowly, but don’t keep me too long, or I might turn sour.
Wine.
Riddle: I’m stiff when cold and you’ll need to grab me by the neck to get a good taste.
A beer bottle.
Riddle: I come in many sizes, but regardless of length, I can make your night unforgettable.
A bar counter.
Riddle: You can go down on me as long as you can handle my bubbles.
A glass of champagne.
Riddle: I’m hard until you wet me, then I go soft and you can squeeze me out.
A lime for your cocktail.
Riddle: I get a head when handled roughly and am best enjoyed in sips.
A pint of beer.
Riddle: Stick me between your lips and suck. I can make your cheeks pucker up.
A slice of lemon in your drink.
Riddle: You can twist me, flick me, and I come off easily.
A bottle cap.
Riddle: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.
A tent.
Riddle: I go in hard, come out soft, and am never the same.
Chewing gum.
Riddle: What’s a four-letter word that ends in “k” and means the same as intercourse?
Talk.
Riddle: What part of a man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, and is responsible for making love?
The heart.
Riddle: What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?
The letter “M”.
Riddle: What’s long and hard and has cum in it?
A cucumber.
Riddle: What’s a man’s ultimate embarrassment that starts with a ‘P’ and ends with ‘enis’?
Hap-penis.
Riddle: What goes in hard and pink but comes out soft and sticky?
Bubblegum.
Riddle: What does a dog do that a man steps into?
Pants.
Riddle: What’s beautiful and natural, but gets prickly if it isn’t trimmed regularly?
A rose bush.
Riddle: What’s at least 6 inches long, goes in your mouth, and is more fun if it vibrates?
A toothbrush.
Riddle: What does a man have in his trousers that you might also find on a pool table?
Pockets.
Riddle: What does every woman have that starts with a “V” and that she can use to get what she wants?
Her voice.
Riddle: What’s firm and noticeable when you put it in your mouth?
A tooth.
Riddle: What’s long, hard, and full of seamen?
A submarine.
Riddle: I’m not a weatherman, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.
Snowstorm.
Riddle: What goes up, lets out a load, and then goes back down?
An elevator.
Riddle: I start with an “e,” end with an “e,” and usually contain only one letter.
An envelope.
Riddle: What is hard and hairy on the outside, soft and wet on the inside, and starts with a “C” ends with a “T”, and has a “U” and an “N” in between?
Coconut.
Riddle: What comes in many sizes and makes a loud noise when it’s working?
A speaker.
Riddle: What’s made of rubber, handed out at some schools, and exists to prevent mistakes?
Erasers.
Riddle: What’s sticky and better to play with at night?
Glow sticks.
Riddle: What’s long, hard, and much better to ride with a helmet on?
A motorcycle.
Riddle: What’s a dirty job but someone has to do it?
Garbage collector.
Riddle: What gets licked, gets a wrapping, and receives a sucking?
A candy.
Riddle: What’s white, gooey, and better to spit than to swallow?
Toothpaste.
Riddle: What goes in dry and hard, but comes out wet and soft?
Chewing gum.
Riddle: What starts with a “C,” ends with a “T,” is hairy, oval, delicious, and contains thin, whitish liquid?
Coconut.
Riddle: What’s a five-letter word which becomes shorter with two letters added onto it?
Short.
Riddle: I’m tall when I’m young and short when I’m old. What am I?
A candle.
Riddle: You play with me at night before going to sleep. You can’t get caught fiddling with me at work. You only let a select few people touch me. What am I?
Your smartphone.
Riddle: What does every man have, some longer or shorter than others and they give it to their wife after they’re married?
Their last name.
Riddle: What’s a word that starts with a “C” and ends with a “U-N-T,” that people can’t resist reading about?
A current event.
Riddle: What’s a fun activity that ends with “k,” and if you don’t do it at least once a week, you could feel stressed?
Walk.
Riddle: What part of a man moves when he’s excited?
His heart.
Riddle: What’s a three-letter word that starts with an “s,” ends with “x,” and has something people are scared of in the middle?
Six (as in the number).
Riddle: What’s a good stick that performs tricks?
A magic wand.
Riddle: I start with a “v” and every woman has one. She can even use me to get what she wants. What am I?
Her voice.
Riddle: What’s something that you can blow, that makes you feel good, and is found at celebrations?
Balloons.
Riddle: What comes in many sizes and sounds especially loud when it’s working?
A speaker.
Riddle: What’s long, hard, and can be really enjoyable to ride?
A limousine.