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100 Funny Riddles With Answers

A funny riddle has a different job to a hard one. Nobody is meant to sit and think. The answer should land in about four seconds, be slightly worse than you hoped, and make whoever hears it groan and then repeat it to someone else within the hour.

These 100 are sorted by who you are telling them to and how much patience they have. Tap any riddle to reveal its answer.

FIND SOMETHING FUNNY

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Remember part of a riddle? Search a few words and find the full answer.

THE CROWD-PLEASERS

The Funniest Riddles

The ones that work on almost anybody.

QUICK ONE-LINERS

Short Funny Riddles With Answers

One line each. Memorise a few and you are set for life.

GROWN-UP WORDPLAY

Riddle Jokes for Adults

Sharper wordplay, longer setups, and answers that reward a bigger vocabulary rather than a dirtier one.

Longer puzzles in the same register run through riddles for adults, and anything here that takes real thought means hard riddles will suit you.

ABSURD BUT TECHNICALLY CORRECT

Funny Questions and Answers

Not quite riddles, not quite jokes. Absurd questions with answers that take them completely seriously.

WHY THESE WORK

What Makes a Riddle Funny

Three things, and you can spot them in almost everything above.

01

The answer is worse than the question deserves.

A hard riddle rewards you with a satisfying click. A funny riddle rewards you with a pun so cheap you feel slightly cheated, and that gap is the joke.

02

It lands fast.

Anything taking more than a few seconds stops being funny and starts being work. If people are still thinking, you have written a puzzle by accident.

03

It survives being retold badly.

The best ones work even when somebody fumbles the setup, which is why the oldest jokes and riddles are still circulating. Anything depending on exact phrasing dies the first time it is repeated.

LIGHTER ONES LAND MIDWEEK

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The riddle of the day changes every morning at midnight, and the lighter ones land midweek.

HELPFUL ANSWERS

Frequently Asked Questions

A riddle where the answer is a pun or an absurd literal reading rather than a clever insight. “What kind of band never plays music?” is a funny riddle because the answer, a rubber band, is technically correct and completely useless.
A riddle asks you to work out the answer. A joke delivers it to you. Riddle jokes sit between them: they are phrased as questions but nobody really expects you to solve them, which is why they collect together in the jokes and riddles section above.
The adult section above leans on wordplay and longer setups rather than anything crude. Everything on this page is safe to tell in mixed company or at work.
The silly and short sections are. The adult section assumes more vocabulary. For anything you plan to read to a class, riddles for kids sorts everything by grade level.
The riddle of the day changes every morning at midnight, and the lighter ones land midweek.