A funny riddle has a different job to a hard one. Nobody is meant to sit and think. The answer should land in about four seconds, be slightly worse than you hoped, and make whoever hears it groan and then repeat it to someone else within the hour.
These 100 are sorted by who you are telling them to and how much patience they have. Tap any riddle to reveal its answer.
Remember part of a riddle? Search a few words and find the full answer.
The ones that work on almost anybody.
One line each. Memorise a few and you are set for life.
Sharper wordplay, longer setups, and answers that reward a bigger vocabulary rather than a dirtier one.
Longer puzzles in the same register run through riddles for adults, and anything here that takes real thought means hard riddles will suit you.
Not quite riddles, not quite jokes. Absurd questions with answers that take them completely seriously.
Three things, and you can spot them in almost everything above.
A hard riddle rewards you with a satisfying click. A funny riddle rewards you with a pun so cheap you feel slightly cheated, and that gap is the joke.
Anything taking more than a few seconds stops being funny and starts being work. If people are still thinking, you have written a puzzle by accident.
The best ones work even when somebody fumbles the setup, which is why the oldest jokes and riddles are still circulating. Anything depending on exact phrasing dies the first time it is repeated.
The riddle of the day changes every morning at midnight, and the lighter ones land midweek.